Headlines from the Front:
Christy is in Depression-era Mansion on Beautiful River, Tells Rest of World to "Suck It."
Gramma is Aged, Insane
Family goes through 8-10 wine bottles a night, mostly to deal with Gramma
Cousins Are Super-Cool
Morrisons Go to "Fancy" Town in Sonoma, Mock Locals Together
New Limits: One Bottle of Wine Daily Now Deemed Medically Appropriate (Seriously, look that shit up.)
Kayak-ensconced Christy Runs Down Duck After Too Much Wine Tasting
...and that's just half of day one...
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