So I Guess You'll Want Our Leader Then?

I figured the best way to start a new blog is by informing you all that our worst fears have come true. Aliens have taken over our planet, people all our bases are belong to them. With that said let us great our brutal new overlords by introducing our selves:

Eric is a devil may care secret agent with a heart of gold and penis…of a much harder metal. When I'm not slaying ninjas or laying kunoichi I write comic books and work awful temp jobs. I also have been know to drink the occasional case of beer.

Steen is captain of the U.S.S. Go Team Awesome! While she may not have a ship she drinks like a sailor all the same. In her spare time she also makes stupid sock creatures and produces this blog. I sense a change in career through probably to because a stripper or roller derby girl, maybe both.

We live together in Northern Virginia and attend one of the fine colleges found there. We fled the brutal oppression in the old country, Front Royal, to make a better life here. Some historians say you can actually follow the trail of beer cans from our migration.

This blog will document all the random strange kickass shit we just can't stop tell everyone about.