More of the West

There is a man and his dog swimming up river. Seriously, I'm watching this happen right now. They have apparently come from a long distance away, because the man is encouraging the dog in a very large voice that it's only a little bit further. I hope they have not come from Jenner, because that is ten miles away, although I would not be surprised. The people in Jenner are very strange. There is an old sea salt named John who feels the need to tell passers-by about the broken down nature of his beloved van, and the hill he must climb to get there. There is a painter who does not paint, but rather stands on street corners and yells at passing dogs. I like Jenner-by-the-sea. For it is in fact by the sea, and there is a lovely fogginess about the place and it smells like sage - mmmmmm sage.
Grownups ride in powerwheels here, and there is a vampire. Seriously, there is a fat woman who wears all black and scowls at the noonday sun. I think the house next door is a gay brothel. Very effeminate young men driving Jettas come for a day or two and steal away into the night. This has happened twice. I feel like I'm caught in a Tim Burton movie.

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Headlines from the Front:

Christy is in Depression-era Mansion on Beautiful River, Tells Rest of World to "Suck It."
Gramma is Aged, Insane
Family goes through 8-10 wine bottles a night, mostly to deal with Gramma
Cousins Are Super-Cool
Morrisons Go to "Fancy" Town in Sonoma, Mock Locals Together
New Limits: One Bottle of Wine Daily Now Deemed Medically Appropriate (Seriously, look that shit up.)
Kayak-ensconced Christy Runs Down Duck After Too Much Wine Tasting


...and that's just half of day one...